white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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