so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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