Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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