I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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