I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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