All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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