It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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