The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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