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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls

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• (813): View more from Florida

  So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.

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• (718): View more from New York

  He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  she's p upset bro

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  Where is he. I have a sword.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate

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