Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.