It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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