I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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