I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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