My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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