do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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