Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
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I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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