I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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