If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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