I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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