Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm just crazy horny about you
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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