It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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