we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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