Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he shaved USA in his pubs
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
So. Much. Porn.
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