It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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