This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Randomize
