im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
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Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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