your thong is hanging out like whoa
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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