tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Randomize