dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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