2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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