I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
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Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
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True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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