I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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