Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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