Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
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How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Pooping to opera.
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