last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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