would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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