so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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