I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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