His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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