how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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