i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
We just shotgunned beers for America
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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