She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
