the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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