just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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