can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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