never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
pop tarts are not kleenex
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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