can we get nightvision for the apartment?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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