Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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