well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
The Olympian is in my bed
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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