That's intense
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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