I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
