is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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