Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
A+ Viking dick
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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