Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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