Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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